9 year plan

Soo.... i just finished watching Pitch Perfect.. u know that movie where there's alot of singing and barfing??? yeapp.... barfing!...now makes me think maybe i should call myself FatUnicorn... hahaha... should i should i??

looking at Kaia's food porn makes me hungry again, i think i'm doomed of life of fatness.. but waittt.... i'm not gonna accept that fact, just yet.....

becauseeeee.... i haveeee a 9 year plan!!!!! actually i have a 7 year plan and a 9 year plan... i'm gonna tell u the 9year plan only... coz i know the 7 year plan is POSSIBLE... my  9 year plan? u judge it urselves...

ok see, i have several goals in life... so i need a nine year period to achieve it... its pretty simple...

The first 2 years: i'm gonna work my ass off and be skinny.. not skinny like literally, just the right size to wear any medium clothing in ZARA is fine with me.. MEDIUM... not small... that i will consider skinny... as i am lazy like hell, i need 2 freaking years to achieve this...

Next, 3rd and 4th year... I'm gonna need to learn KOREAN language and be very good at it... coz i need to migrate there.. at the same time i would be earning quite a lot.. need capital to migrate right?? becoz i FAIL learning new languages (do not talk about my experience with mandarin) i need 2 years to achieve this goal.. WHY? becoz its related to my ultimate goal for this 9 year plan

so the 5th until 9th year is where i need to really take chances.. like for instance i need to go to Korea.. bear in mind, i dont really like that country... but however.... i am going to go there and achieve my goal.. which is to get married to my KOREAN husband... hahaha... i have a specific guy in mind.. so dont worry, by the end of 9 years all the unicorns will be invited to my wedding in Capri Island.. or if he's not doing so well, in Jeju Island.. they say its fun there... so u guys can meet the best mans.. which happens to be his bandmates.. hahahaa...

nowww.... i just need to kick start this plan.. n my 7 year plan.. but first,i need to finish my powerpoint slides... i wish i was those unicorns who have magical power and can poop finished work, not rainbows...

-PWINCESSFIONA-